Finally, a shirt that says, “I write code, I tolerate people, and one of those things is going better than the other.” This Premium Gildan 64000 unisex softstyle t-shirt features the Code Monkey design in all its grumpy, caffeine-adjacent glory. It’s soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough for long coding sessions, questionable deploys, and pretending the bug was probably someone else’s fault. Printed and shipped from Vaughan, Ontario, because even Code Monkey deserves local fulfillment and fewer excuses.

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